Because it's cold now, this is about me and my hot water bottle.
Tim: Brrr. Cold!
andTim: HOT WATER BOTTLE!!!!
I put the kettle on and wait patiently in the kitchen with my empty hot water bottle.
Tim: Mmmm. By the time the kettle boils, I would probably already have been asleep and therefore forgotten how cold it was.
andTim: Pffft. It's on now.
Tim: I should get one of those microwave ones. Like the heat packs. That would be nice.
andTim: Yes. And then your transition to a full blown sissy would be complete. It's bad enough you have a hot water bottle.
Tim: Or I could just share my bed....two 36.8 equals 73.6 That's toasty!
andTim: ...our conversation is over.
Kettle boils!
Tim: HOT WATER BOTTLE!!!!
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